READ This Week's Episode of I Am Bi-polar and So am I.

I should totally update my blog now that someone is gonna read this. You know who you are. LOL. Finally. Hallelujah!!

First and foremost, to start things off, I received a joyful private message from some dude with an equal sense of humour, probably better. He cracks me up, ranting about his life to me without formally introducing himself. Woohoo, genius (Alec).

Okay, so my cyber life really really suck. Again. This is has been 14hours since I switched off the lappie. Seriously, woman? Took your crazy pill? But I am proud to say that I made a real friend in here. He is beyond amazing, he makes me happy unlike some idiots who can't keep a decent convo going on. Okay, he rocks my world, oh no, make it the universe. He deserves a place in heaven, God! You listening? And dude, you know who you are.

So, since not there aren't too much action in some blogs except for the oh-too-boring posts such as 'my life is so borin' & 'language exchange?', I am probably the only one who's actually vain enough to talk about herself.
For haters, i apologize for hoarding the blogs sometimes...

Lemme talk about myself. Again. Yes.
I'm a pretty eccentric person and am pretty out there, which is why I hold a lot of myself back at first encounter and let people warm up to me first. I make a lot of sarcastic and cynical/crass jokes, but they are in no way meant maliciously, I just ride that thin line very skillfully. I also pride myself on my knee-slapper puns. I make jokes for myself most of the time, I don't expect anyone to laugh, but it helps . I occasionally will go on George Carlin-esque rants.. it's usually about something trivial and it gives people a chuckle at the absurdity of it.

I'm incredibly comfortable with my sexuality, which, in turn, results in me pretending I'm lesbian and doing a lot of homosexual jokes with female friends... well even random chicks I happen to talk to at the cafe. Kind of funny when it turns out to be someone homophobic, I have some funny stories about that, it's what they get for being scared of gays/lesbians as if it's a viral disease. Heil gay marriage.

But for the record, I'm straight as hell. Sorry, butch.

I drink a decent amount of caffeine/coffee - I usually head down to the local cafe by my house at the wee hours and get some coffee, I've attained 'regular' status some months back and I love it. Everyone at the cafe is a lot of fun and I enjoy the company, I'm fairly certain that it's not the caffeine that I'm addicted to, but the social circle. If I could be 'that chick' and come in to the bar and order water all night, every night, I would. There's also trivia and music which makes it all the better. Everyone has a vice - this is mine, I guess.

I hate mushrooms and onions.

I'm an equal opportunity discriminator.

I make tons of weird and obscure references/puns/jokes that pop up in my head throughout the conversation.

I have a ridiculous fascination with Robocop on a Unicorn. Google it. I find it the coup de grâce of collaborations.

I live by the 'to each their own' principle, but I do hypocricize this way of life for jokes. I will make a joke about anything, trust me.

I'm proud that I know the difference between 'to' and 'too', 'no' and 'know', 'your' and 'you're', 'their' 'there' and 'they're'. Nothing drives me crazier than improper use of the above.

I have a potty-mouth, and no that doesn't mean it's literally dirty, I just can't seem to sustain words like 'shit' and 'fuck' to fly out of the aforementioned mouth.

I'm deathly scared of earthquakes... And I live in Singapore. Fuck.

I realize this isn't a self-summary, but more like 'Yours truly trivia.' And I hate starting 54654865 sentences with 'I,' but it's getting kind of fun now. I feel like a true poet... or something.

I'm an incredibly huge Batman fan. I'm not into memorabilia (i.e. figurines), but I can talk Batman for hours.

I love Eddie Izzard's Dress To Kill and I've seen it enough times to recite it from beginning to end. I tend to reference him fairly frequently. And I saw his stand-up "Stripped" live, which was incredible

Family Guy is an addiction that won't subside. I love the absurd obscurity of the show and that's another one that I quote quite often.

Arrested Development is the best written show ever.

I get teary-eyed at emotional parts during movies. Don't judge me!

I'm surprisingly great at providing a good company - I know when to talk, I know when to shut up. I like to joke, but I like to also sit there and listen and learn from other people's experiences.

I'm really good at... Choosing the exact words needed to obtain a positive search result using Google. No, really, it usually ends up being one of the first three results. hehe

Being surprisingly mature for my age, and yes, I realize, by saying that I'm displaying my naïve-ness, but this is stemming from other people's comments. I know there's still tons to learn and even more to discover for myself.

Oh, and Super Bomberman. If you even know what that is, give yourself some bonus points.

I spend a lot of time think... How dumb people are. Mind-boggling.

I'm a bit more vulgar than this post lets on.

I've seen Sex and the City about four times through... I don't even have any excuse for that one, I just think it's a great show.

I'm as reluctant to message guys, as guys are reluctant to message girls. Once again - don't judge me!

I could probably keep this list going, but then there won't be anything more you could find out about me.

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE IF...
I don't know. Do it. Don't. I can't force you. (I just pictured myself running into your parent's house and holding them hostage until you message me. I'm not psychopathic, I swear. Fuck, that's probably what all the psychopaths say.)

I'm not using any reverse psychology tricks in this section, like most people do. If you have something to share, a comment on this or that, a joke, a pick-up line. The list goes on and on.

I'm probably the easiest person to talk to.

Message me if YOU ARE A CAMEL. [sorry, person-who-thinks-i'm-on-lithium. i couldn't resist.]
oh yeah, message me also if you're the person-who-thinks-i'm-on-lithium. preferably along with your address so i can go over and beat you to a bloody pulp.

For the rest...oh, i dont know, anything i guess. if you need a friend, even if its just for a day; if you think i'm hot and you want to adore me; if you think i'm the one you've been waiting for all your life and want to scream at me for taking so long.. someone to talk to, someone to spazz out with, someone to unload on, blahblahblah. its just a matter of whether i message you back. but im open to anything (:

although, please, if you're 40 years old and above--you're TWICE my age. TWICE my ENTIRE LIFETIME.

dont.

i beg you.

XOXO,
Fyyyyyy